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Terrell Owens apparently has as much trouble staying in a relationship with a woman as he does in staying in one with a quarterback. As a result, the wide receiver is seeking outside help in finding love.
According to the New York Post, the Cincinnati Bengals wideout will enlist the help of one of the world's largest matchmaking services to help him find a mate. For a fee that will be between $15,000 and $150,000, Kelleher International will reportedly attempt to match T.O. with a partner who looks like Kim Kardashian. (He "happens to think" she "is gorgeous.")
This begs the question, why don't they just set him up with Kim Kardashian? If there's one person who craves attention more than T.O., it's Kim. And we know she likes football players. That sounds like a match made in publicity heaven. (I'll expect $150,000 from Owens should this ever happen.)
Page Six says Owens has been linked to model Jessica White, but if there's a picture of them together, I couldn't find it on the Internet. And if he's been linked to her, why is he looking for love? (Maybe it's a new publicist Owens needs.)
In his first season in Cincinnati, T.O. is on pace to catch his most passes in a season since 2002.
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