We have all been to the Stadium. We have sat in the stands and have all seen the same things.
Grass, field turf, goalposts, players, Gatorade, cheerleaders, referees, beer vendors, mascots, etc.
But through my random thinking, I thought of 10 things that none of us will ever see on the field at a football game.
10. Two men trying to repair a garage door opener while being serenaded by gypsies.
9. A one-armed lumberjack trying to juggle possums while his right shoe is on fire.
8. A librarian getting a tetanus shot.
7. A group of farmers whose last names end with the letter Z, saluting a bilingual gopher.
6. A Mary Poppins impersonator riding a go-cart through a very small corn maze.
5. Four cashiers harassing a fire hydrant.
4. The song "Yellow" playing while Kenny G has his legs shaved.
3. A nearsighted Yoga instructor throwing lawn darts at a Winnebago
2. An elderly man playing nickel slots wearing a hat that says "Ochocinco."
1. A man reading a narrative on penicillin during a motocross race.
Source: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/620057-10-things-you-will-never-see-on-a-football-field-ever
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