Browns' front office tells off a complaining fan in a 1974 letter

The Cleveland Scene somehow got a hold of a 36-year-old correspondence between a Browns season-ticket holder and the team's front office. What follows is customer service at its best:

I guess this should come as no surprise that Cleveland has been so whiny about LeBron. Fortunately, the general counsel for the Browns had no patience for such complaints:

The only way that could have been better is if it had been written in comic sans.

Thanks, Deadspin

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Browns-front-office-tells-off-a-complaining-fan?urn=nfl-299410

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